Ossian Moose’s Cover Letter & Resume for Petmate CFO Search

Dear Petmate,

My name is Ossian Moose Gibson, and I am a good boy. All of the time. Most of the time. Sometimes. Okay, well Mommy and Daddy love me. I would be the pawfect candidate for your Petmate CFO.

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I love getting out and seeing the world. When I’m not lying on the bed or sleeping in my chair, I am traveling. Mommy and Daddy say “Wannago???” and I ALWAYS answer “umm, YES, OF COURSE!”. I have been to hundreds or dog parks. Some were too hot to enjoy. I mean, why did I go to Florida back-to-back summers? Those parks were short visits: RPLs (Run-Poop-Leave). But, I love going for rides. Daddy’s car has a nice place for me to put my head when it gets too heavy.

 

What else do I like? Well, I have 3 big buckets or toys. My favorite is my rubber squeaky balls, and my hedgehog, but I just want to tear him up. Did you know that some of these toys have white stuff in them? Don’t worry, I’m really good at getting the white stuff out. I also like treats. I chew on bones, I eat milk bones, and anything with beef or chicken is to drool for. I also like meeting new people, as long as they pet me. When I go out, I expect pets! Belly rubs, ear rubs, butt rubs, and someone to lean against or lay on are extremely important to me.           wpid-img_20150913_143836 (1)

I see I am required to be up-to-date on vaccinations. Ugh. Well, I am, but I don’t like thinking about it. One day, Mommy said “Wannago?”, and we went… to the vet. I got so many shots and stuff sprayed up my nose. That was not a fun ride. I also trained myself to house. So, I can only pee or poop outside. I also know how to do stuff. My favorite thing is to speak! One time, I won a contest for speaking. I sit for food, and shake, lay down, and roll over if asked nicely.

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When I’m not sleeping or eating, I look at my social media. I have to take A LOT of pictures. My sister, Koda, and I are on twitter, facebook, and Instagram, and we even went to a social media conference in Georgia a few times. I hope you will pick me for CFO.

Woofs,
Ossian Moose

 

 

 

 


 

 

 

Ossian Moose Gibson’s Resume

Ossian@outlook.com

859.489.8607

 

Graduated from Petsmart Beginners Obedience Course       Fall 09

Current Position: Bed Tester, Blogger & Co-Pilot

 

Previous Employment:
Dog Park Investigator (Over 240 Different Dog Parks)
Dock Jumper
Kitty Pool Lounger

 

Awards:
Silver Medalist at K9 Olympics in Hot Dog Splash
Most Vocal at Wagfest
K9 Einstein at K9 Games
Feature Profile Picture for Bed & Breakfast Dog Kennel
Best Costume at Sheabel Pet Costume Contest
Recognized at Barkworld w/ Photo with Victoria Stilwell
Appeared in news segment on Local WLEX, Lexington
Featured in the LHS Critter Camp Mannequin Challenge

 

Likes:
Bacon Ball, Chicken, Cheeseburgers, Rawhides, Howeys’ Beef Sticks, Almost empty peanut butter jars, Ice Cream, Pup Lattes, Bed, Deer, Squirrels.

 

Skills:
Woofing, High Five, Sit, Speak, Down, Spin, Kiss, Roll Over (sometimes)

Characteristics:
Stubborn, Needs Pets, Loyal, Respects Boundaries

 

References:
Poochies Plus
C2 Drum & Bugle Corps
LHS Critter Camp Campers