A Letter To My Mother

Mother, 

It has been a while since my last correspondence. I would like to take the opportunity to review what has happened in that time.

  • You moved us out of small apartment
  • You moved us into small apartment
  • You moved us out of small apartment 
  • You moved us into house

I would be remiss if I did not remind you that my initial impression was that said house was a death trap. The world nearly ended that night.

While I have gotten used to the house, I do have some concerns:

  • Orange cat is annoying. You see how she is constantly bothering me, yet you do nothing. I have tried to take control of the situation, but to no avail.
  • The socks. Stop it. Yes, it’s hard to get up, but I’ll be damned if I’m gonna wear those things.
  • Pills. You know I don’t like them, so just stop trying to make me take them. I know when they’re in my food, too, so don’t think that you can fool me.

Ok. I have said what I came here to say, so Happy Mother’s Day. Thanks for the treats you give me (and the treats you give me via Ossian). I also like lying under the desk and in kennel, so that will continue.

 

Cheers,

Koda  

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